Saturday, August 26, 2006
The Laundry Room Talk
Girl 1: Amber
Girl 2: Becca
Girl 3: Kylie
Gay Guy: Steven
Amber: Welcome to “Laundry Talk!” The shows that informs whats hot and whats not. (giggle) brought to you from the McKean laundry room.
Becca: of coarse, we are the hot.
kylie: like, like yeah. Hahaha…I don’t get it.
Steven: OMG! Did you see Prof. Boles today? What a stud muffin. With his parted hair and cute collard shirts. What a great sense of style!
Amber: Oh I know! I think he winked at me today. Is that wrong?
Kylie: I like cheese, but it’s a lot of calories.
Gat Guy: Um Kylie you still eat food?
Kylie: I like puppies.
Becca: Um, yeah, whatever. Moving on…
Steven: WAIT! Girls just stop! OMG. We forgot to pray to our idol today. The great LINDSEY LOHAN!
Amber: OMG! Your so right Steven. Ok, everyone join hands. (praying): Oh, Lindsey, our great leader, who has gone from red, to blonde, to black… never showing roots, of coarse. We ask for your guidance in our daily gossip and the strength to say no to breads. We ask that you help those misfortunate who lack the style, grace, and boobs that we all aquired thoughout the years. And we forgive you for “Herbie” like you have forgiven us countless times. AMEN.
Steven: but I liked “Herbie.”
Becca: Kylie shut up! It was totally VIP, because you were the only one in the theater. Ok, so, we like totally need to discuss about fixing the food here at Rollins. I mean, I have like totally gain .5 pounds.
Steven: it doesnt matter Becca .You’re just ganna make a trip to the bathroom with your toothbrush.
Becca: yeah, well, at least I don’t use laxitives. Hahahaha.
Kylie: this washing machine is making me happy.
Amber: So, girls, like do you think George Bush won because of his good looks or cuz Kerry is too tall?
Becca: well, I still think Hillary should have won. Girl power!
Amber: Oh yeah! No, but seriously, I totally think George has an amazing butt.
Steven: Hello Mr. President (giggle).
Kylie: Once I was walking down the street and I totally found five dollars, so I like totally took it and bought a hot dog.
Steven: I wish I could be the next Monica Lowinski.
Becca: First of all, Kylie, you need to quit with those hot dogs. Your totally going to gain a gazillion pounds. Secondly, I know really should have won for president... Linsday Lohan!!!!
(ALL scream Lindsey Lohan)
Amber: hahaha! OMG. Girls, we should totally take that hot dog and shove it down Hillery Duff’s throat.
Steven: Amber ,do not utter such a name in this laundry room! You will be damned to the chess club!
Amber: Ok, like im sorry! I just hate her so much!
Becca: Oh, I know! With her fake teeth and high cheekbones…EW!
Kylie: I thought high cheekbones were like a blessing
Steven: Lets all take a moment of silence and just forget what sunshine banana hammock just said.
All the girls: What????
Kylie: I got a name change
Amber: Um, so anyways. Kylie how are you and Billy doing?
Kylie: well, I found something weird in his room. I found pictures of him and two other girls. And they weren’t wearing any clothes. Um, but, like, Billy says thats normal, so, whatever.
Becca: Kylie! That’s not normal. He’s cheating on you!
Steven: I want chocolate.
Amber: Kylie, you like totally need to like go get drunk and make out with someone…like steven.
Billy: Hey dudes.
Kylie: OMG! Billy! I love you!
Billy: whatever man. Kylie, here is my laundry. I need it done by tonight…im going to the TKE party.
Kylie: sure, billy, whatever you want.
Billy: yeah, whatever, thanks. Hey Amber…call me later.
Steven: (whisper) Billy, call me.
Becca: hey girls, um, I like totally went back to hooters to get that job, but I got scared cuz my boobs arnt big enough.
Steven: OMG! That so not true. I mean, you just got them done two weeks ago. They havent even dropped.
Kylie: maybe you should get a boob pump. Hahaha…boobs!
Amber: Now it’s time for are main topic, the denunciation of Pluto.
Becca: Yeah that’s right, we are not just dumb blondes who love boys, boobs, and small waists, we have something in our heads.
Amber: Headlines state, the well known planet Pluto, our beloved ninth planet, is now known as a mear star.
Gay guy: what is this world coming to!
Becca: Pluto will always be a planet to me.
Kylie: Actually, scientists found Pluto in 1930, making it the ninth planet in our solar system. However, at the Astronomical International Union, it failed to meet the definition of a planet. Pluto will now be part of a group known as dwarfed planets.
Steven: Kylie that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Amber: We’re going on a hunger until Pluto is a planet again. And by hunger strike I mean we are going to binge. That’s right girls, lettuce, nuts and berries… and occationally water.
Kylie: I can fit my fist in my mouth.
Becca: Well, that’s all the time we have.
Luke.: Girls what are you doing?!
Amber: OMG! Everyone its R.A. Luke!
Luke: You’ve been down here for five hours. People have to do their laundry. This is ridiculous. Get out of here!
Steven: Wait! We have to sign off! I’m Steven!
Amber: I’m Amber
Becca: I’m Becca
Kylie: And I like puppies…oh I mean I’m sunshine banana hammock.
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Also, I have already spoken to Eric regarding the theme music and hopefully we can decide, as a class, on which "beat" to use on Monday.
Thank you, and John and I hope you enjoy what we have written thus far.
Intro music playing…
Fade to applause…
Host: Thank you!
Thank you and Good evening. [with a catchy saying] Welcome to Dine Out with Rollins! This week, we sent two of our alumni to review a restaurant of their choice. There names are Salt and Pepper. They were freshman roommates and got along well. Now, after 15 years, Dine Out with Rollins have re united them, and sent them on a small journey. We hope you enjoy their story as much as we did.
But first, you may have noticed our new theme music! I’d like to give Eric Cohen a shout out for “hookin us up” with the hottest theme song! Keep on makin those beats, brotha.
And without further adieu, que the music!
Salt: Pepper! What’s up brotha. How’ve you been man. Long time no see!
Pepper: Yeah man, what’s up. I’ve been good I’ve been good… how are you?
Salt: I’m doin good!
How’s life treating you? Are you still rackin up the ass like you were back in freshman year?
Pepper: I’m in a bit of a slump to be honest man. Remember that brunette that I hooked up with during Freshman Orientation?
Salt: Are you talking about Annie or Charlotte?
Pepper: Annie. The one with the…
Salt: yea yea, I know who you’re talkin about! What about her?
Pepper: Well, we were dating for a year and a half and I thought we were close to tying the knot, but then one day she flipped a shit and told me she needed some space.
Salt: I’m sorry to hear that Pepper. Has it been hard?
Pepper: Yeah man. I think about her all the time. But hey, now I’m single and let me tell you, it AIN’T a bad thing to be single. There are some fine ladies out there.
Salt: Yeah man, I know what you… check that out…. Three o’clock…
Pepper: Man, I don’t know what you are talking about. Her ass is as flat as a pancake… but whatever dude. Lets head out… Where do you want to go?
Salt: I’m thinking Mexican… what do you think?
Pepper: I dono Salt, I’m thinking Italian.
Salt: Let’s just get some Mexican food.
Pepper: Mexican food is so overrated.
Salt: What are you talking about man Mexican food is great… Italian shmalian.
Pepper: Mexican is gonna mess up my system!
Salt: I don’t care, get in the car, I’m driving, we’re getting Mexican food.
Pepper: First of all, I’m driving, and second of all, we are getting Italian tonight.
Salt: I don’t think you are getting this straight… I’m the one who will be driving, and whether you like it or not, we are getting Mexican food.
Pepper: Common man. Annie and used to eat Mexican food all the time. I really don’t want to think about her right now. Let’s just make this simple and go to Italian.
Salt: Alright alright, but I’m driving.
An unfinished script for you to look at
The premise: Jack Bauer, of 24, as a substitute teacher.
(Sounds of students talking and noise in general)
Principal: (Over the noise of the class) OK class. Quiet. Settle down. I said settle down. (the class goes quiet). Now, I want to introduce you to your new teacher, Mr Bauer. He will be filling in for Mrs. Miller while she is away on maternity leave.
Student 1: Some kind of smart ass remark
Student 1: Of course I did. Not a problem.
Student 1: No.
Bauer: And you are telling me that you studied your work last night?
Student 1: So, I had some business to do.
Principal: Um, Mr. Bauer.
Bauer: Damn it, what is it Principal I am trying to teach these suspects, I mean students, a lesson.
Principal: Our rules prohibit threatening the students.
Bauer: Well, maybe sometimes the rules need to be broken. I didn’t lose my wife and become a heroin junkie so kids like this putz here could run roughshod over the
Teacher: Quick Principal there is a problem in the cafeteria. The rolls for the lunch are burning.
Principal: Not the rolls.
Bauer: Look, Principal. I can save your rolls for me if you just let me do my job here.
In today's NYT in the op-ed section there is a lengthy article by someone arguing that they shouldn't allow elementary school classes to grow and release butterflies.
There might be something there for the News angle next week or for some kind of Alternating Sides of the Aisle type of thing (liberal/conservative takes on releasing farm raised butterfly larvae).
If you guys want to ahve another session to discuss what we have come up w/ so far, we can meet in the pod where we rehearsed the Men In Black dance at around 6 o clock? Then we can all head over to the soccer game and whatever....Good luck guys.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Adrian, if you are on the blog, please post your ads here on the Blog. Just copy and paste.
Also, as you create your drafts, then just copy and paste them into a post here so we can all see it and give you feedback.