Saturday, September 23, 2006

for this week

hey everyone,

if anyone wants to work with me on skripts, let me know. sarah and i have writen one and we need way more than we have on the blog... i know that this is getting annoying to write skripts every week, but let keep strong...break is just around the corner! and thank you all for your concern for me.

let me know about skripts. i had an idea about writing one about cheezy pick up lines, but i dont want to write it alone...

and maddy, let me know if you want to write something with the news...

Song

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=1AC85F112F75C9FF

I finally got every working on my laptop, and I recorded the song I mentioned.

Thats the link to download it. Its not perfect, but you'll get the jist of it.

Friday, September 22, 2006

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Adrian
Maddy
Eric

CHEATING

My laptop is about to die I think ill have more before class starts but this is it for now...

Eric Cohen
CHEATING LETS JUST CHEAT

Professor Boles- as professor boles

Boles: Good morning class how is everybody feeling this bright Monday morning.

Class: GOOOOOOODD! (drowning voices)

Boles: Did everybody do there homework assignments

Class: Yeeeesssss!

Boles: Ok class… please write the honor code on your papers and then hand them in

Walker: Yo Johnny I saw Eric get his notes from Madison and then he used her notes to write his paper… ummm does that mean I’m breaking the honor code

Johnny: Yes Walker but, now thanks for telling me cause now im breaking the honor code if you weren’t going to say anything you should’ve just kept it to yourself … idiot… (talking to professor boles now) Proffesor Boles

Boles: Yes Johnny…

Johnny: Well I just heard…..

Walker: (giving a nudge or whispering) Johnny what are you doing?

Johnny: (replying to walker) I need to tell

Walker: Don’t do it! The whole class will think that we are tatle tales…

Johnny: Well what about HONOR!

Walker: Fudge HONOR! Our reputations are on the line no girl will want to be with us if. You. Do. This.

Boles: Well Johnny is everything ok…

Johnny: Yes sorry nevermind

Walker: (sighing) Thank God!

Johnny: Well ask maddy and find out for sure what happened

Narrarator: After class Johnny and Walker confront maddy

Johnny: Maddy… Walker and I need to talk to you

Maddey: Sorry guys I don’t talk to freshman outside class

Walker: But its about the notes… Yes we know about the notes

Narrarator: Sarah walking by is shocked about the news she just herd

Sarah: Maddey please… Don’t tell me that you gave Eric the notes on the article

Maddey: Guys so what if I did! Relax its only notes.

Sarah, Johnny, and Walker: But what about HONOR!

Maddey: What is wrong with you people. Honor shmoner. Nobody will know just shutup!

Narrarator: Look who it is RCC Counsler Seth lets hear what he has to say

Seth: Whats up kiddies?

Walker: We have a problem! Eric cheated on his assignment!

Seth: Guys I’m your RCC Counsler you cant be saying this to me… now option A: I have to tell proffesor boles or option B: Im going to walk away

Maddey: Ughhhh… Just go seth we don’t need your peer mentoring advice we can handle this… we never talked and I never gave Eric his notes or whatever jeese… wait theres a frat guy. Guyz hide in the bushes

Adrian: Hey Maddey! Uhhhh… were you just talking to some freshman

Maddey: Are you kidding you know I would never… so you guyz throwing a party tonite or what

Adrian: Of course babe… Remember room 312 its always a party at 312 Darkness Visible House

Maddey: Ill be there… wow… hes so dreamy!... You guyz can come out now.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

sept 19 show

this show was much better than the last. It could have been better but we were not that organized. Even tohugh we showed up a half hour ealy, we didn't do much in that extra time to get ready. The mics were up and ready but the opening took up alot of time and took up time to prepare. We did have a good amount of energy this week which is an improvement. The football skit was enjoyable to watch. Seth and Rich together is like a magical conjunction. I think our shows heading in the right direction as peopel are starting to feel more comfortable on the mic. I hope we do not have any more scripts being pulled off short because that looks bad. well cya later

september 19th show

Over all I thought the show went well. There were a little technical difficulties in the beginning but we smoothed them out and put on a good show. We still need to look over the scripts before the night of the show, so we can reduce the technical difficulties and stumbling of words. That means that everyone needs to post the cast on the blogger before the show. The scripts were great.

Johnny

Thought for the September 19th Show

Ok, so sorry im getting a late start on this, but here are my thoughts on tuesday nights show.

1. It was better than the last weeks show! Which is always an improvement. Because good god was last weeks show bad.

2. We had the best energy that I have seen. We didnt even do a warmup and we still came out with a bunch of energy. I think Rich needs to be cast in more scripts because he gets people excited. He did a great job with the football talk show. We need another segment of that.

3. Eric was an awesome DJ. He was smooth on the air. He talked to the people out there and told them what was playing and what was comming up next, he even covered for our technical difficulties. Good Job Eric.

4. We need to get more organized......again...... We need more scripts, we need them in early, and we need to practice them. I'm going to have one in before the weekend is over so we can go over it on monday. I think everyone should be able to write a script this week. Just ask rich, it doesnt take taht long (football talk was writen in the 30 min before the show).

5. I thought the Dog Show, the Plague, the football talk, were all good. I think we can really start building on this and get a good show going. We covered well for carolina and that was a plus. Seth and lily are histarical and need to be writen in to stuff more often.

Take it easy....
Walker

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Quips, and Quotes, anbd Quarrelsome Notes

((this is what we have so far...we might write more.. ))

Quips, and Quotes, and Quarrelsome Notes
By Lily Velez, Amanda Moreno, Sarah Tanyhill, Madison Milowsky

This is a call-in radio show where listeners call in for advice on random things. The host will be J.J. He will sound very mysterious and monotone, a lot like “Wisdom” in Jenny’s Date. There will be random commercial breaks for sponsors of the show, and they will be for random, sometimes bizarre products. And the commercials will be hosted by Rich, who will be insanely hyper like he was in the Drug script.

CAST
Mr. Q = J.J.
Doctor = Rich
Caller #1 = Madi
Caller #2 = Sarah
Caller #3 = Walker


Mr. Q: Good evening, and welcome to this week’s edition of “Quips, and Quotes, and Quarrelsome Notes”--where I give you advice that doesn’t really apply to your problems.

Doctor: You have questions. We have answers.

Mr. Q: You can call in right now with your miserable plights. Our lines have just opened. Let’s take our first call, shall we, Doctor?

Doctor: Let’s GO FOR IT!

Mr. Q: All right, caller #1. You’re now on the air. What do you have for us tonight?

Caller #1: Hi, Mr. Q. (sniffling and crying as she speaks) I think--I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me…Should I cheat on him to make it even? Should I confront him…and then cheat on him? And when I do cheat on him, should I do it with his twin brother?

Mr. Q: Don’t throw stones in glass houses.

Caller #1: Uhm…what…?

Mr. Q: Have fun in the sun. Get laid in the shade.

Caller #1: But how--

Doctor: And now it’s time for A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!! (interlude music) Are you tired of looking at the world through two eyes? Do you feel your perspective on life is warped because of perfect sight? Then worry no more! Smitey Inc. is now introducing their new line of Black Velvet Eye-patches. It’s the new fashion, the new rave, the black. These things are selling like hotcakes. So call 555-555-5555 right now, and we’ll even throw in a talking parrot. (Walker does parrot noise here) Again, that number is 555-555-5555. Baaaaack TO YOU, MR. Q.

Mr. Q: Thank you, Doctor. I’ll be ordering my own eye patch after our show. Now we’re ready for caller #2. Caller #2? Are you there?

Caller #2: (ditz) Uh.. I was like.. Uh..like wondering if..uh, like what should I wear tonight for like.. Uh, my date? (ditzy laugh) I was thinking like.. Light pink, but then I thought like.. That’s way too bright, and like.. I thought maybe dark pink?

Mr. Q: Beauty is only skin deep. Unless you don’t have any skin.

Caller #2: Like.. What?

Mr. Q: If you take your fish for a walk… what’s your cat doing?

Caller #2: But I don’t have a fish…or a cat…uh.. Yeah…

Mr. Q: A wise man once spoke, and then he stopped.

Caller #2: Uhm…I don’t get it…

Mr. Q: All right, it’s time for out next caller. Caller #3, speak to us.

Caller #3: (as Cletis) I done sawed off my hand, wooooiieeeee, dang it hurts! This hurts more than when I wrestled them dang-gone wild hogs at Bubba’s ho-down three months ago. Dang, man, what do I do! What Do I Do!?!?

Mr. Q: Why fight the village when you can feed the dog.

Caller #3: Now, my dog don’t need no feedin’, Mr. Q! My hand’s dang near to falling off my arm here! I need help! My new overalls are turning red here!

Mr. Q: If the wind blows, it will carry you away.

Doctor: ALL RIGHT, IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! COMMERCIAL BREAK!! (interlude music) If you loved their dog chow.. If you loved their chew toys…you’ll love their (Dramatic pause) CHILD. LEASHES. That’s right! For a limited time only, you can now purchase child leashes at the incredible price of just 19.99. But wait! We’re not done yet! If you call in the next 2.45499 seconds, we’ll even throw in a special feature. That’s right! The new 44 Volt RadioShack electric tazor, which you can attach to the collar of your child’s leash. And it doesn’t stop there! For just 4.99 more, we’ll even throw in some chew toys for your teething children, and why not, a few dog treats as well. Get those children in line! Thanks to Purina, now the Child can be man’s best friend. Call in now! Don’t delay! Don’t wait! This is the opportunity of a lifetime!

Mr. Q: (awkward pause) Doctor, thank you. Well, listeners, that’s all the time we have tonight for “Quips, and Quotes, and Quarrelsome Notes”. Thank you for tuning in, hear from us again next week, and remember…we don’t care.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Revised ERIC COHEN COMING THROUGH AGAIN

Eric Cohen
Darkness Visible Radio
No Friends

Nate- Depressed Girl Sounding Man/Lauren
Rich- Depressed Obnoxious Guy on steroids
Johnny- Gay Guy loves coke/ Jarome
Me- drug dealer/HollyWood/ party host
Sarah- street girl with attitude
Amanda- very intellectual smarty pants
Carolina-shy girl
Seth-stoner
Joesy- Cracker
Professor Boles-security 1
John-Security 2
Maddey- Security 3

Eric- Hey everybody welcome to the party but remember it is 5 dollars a cup for the keg

Nate- Hey HollyWood! You are lookin fine tonite!

Eric- Thanx babe…. I appreciate a lot of time went into the way I be lookin

Nate- OOO… ok….. If you ever want to be apart of my terror squad you can just come on and give me a call my number is 978-886-1864

Eric- Well I mean good enough for me here just don’t kill yourself if I don’t call aite lauren

Johnny- Hey Lauren, I got a question.

Nate- Yes… jarome

Johnny- Lauren who was that guy you were with last night.

Nate- OMG! Mike the meat head he’s crazy. How did you let that happen!

Johnny- Well I tried to get your attention but he started to conoogle your depression and was being like uhh… fake nice you know and you fell for it.

Nate- ughhhh… im so stupid…. Noooooo, wait. So that’s the guy who left my bed this morning . AAAAAHHHHHHH! Wait that’s him, pretend like we were never talking about him.

Rich- Hey Hollywood, BOSTON RULES

Eric- I don’t get you kids from BOSTON all you think about is the god damn Red Sox who cares just because they cant make the playoffs doesn’t mean everyone from new york is a fan of the Yankees by the way Im a met fan no one cares about baseball at this party

Rich- well….. ughhhhhh

Eric- Has anyone told you before you have a problem take care of it find your center and take some yoga

Rich- Allright I guess your right but hey Hollywood Boston Rules and everyone else drules

Eric- grow up seriously grow up

Rich- Sorry dude I tend to loose my cool when people get me aggravated. So Lauren, what you doin lata

Nate- Ughhh not chilling with you, sicko

Rich- Why you actin all crazy you were lovin me last night

Nate- Wait lets get one thing straight. I was drunk. You took advantage of me. Left. So heres a little something, get, away, before I call campus security for pushing me toward the edge of suicide, one. Two. Three.

Rich- Aite im outta here, Hollywood

Eric- Yea

Nate- I hate his guts.

Eric- yea he is a weird kid. A little to… whats the word self conscious.

Johnny- Hey hollllywooooood! You thanx for having me at your partyyy sweety

Eric- Anytime jarome anytime gay guyz bring the hottest girls… so do you have a friend for me

Johnny- yup

Eric- OOhhh yea wa she look like.

Johnny- Skinny, blonde, velumptious girl and loves Hollywood the city so shell love you.

Eric- Yea bring her over

Amanda- Hey hunny… I here they call you Hollywood.

Eric- That’s me

Amanda- Well I hear… Johnny says you’re the man on campus you need something youll get it I think that’s hott.

Eric- Well…. (trying to be modest) that’s me

Amanda- So you’re goin to hit me up lata right?

Eric- yea wa ur digits

Amanda- 555-5445

Johnny- I told you the complete package right.

Eric- I know its tru but Y do you gay people have such hot girl friends

(switching over to a normal heterosexual voice)

Johnny- yo you really think im gay I just love chillen with hot girls

Eric- then what you doing chillen with Lauren..

Johnny- She has massive depression feel kinda bad… but really because her friends are smoking.

Eric- You’re a dog I wish I knew that earlier

Johnny- yea yo I shower with them check em’ for breast cancer… the only crappy part is the voice really hurts my throat… Don’t say a word here she comes… (switching voices back) Heeeey Lauren!

Nate- Hey guyz! Hollywood thanx so much for the advice! Jarome I need you to take me back to the room and tell me the secrets to a true man. And Hollywood im going to try and get jarome to change teams.

Eric- change teams

Nate- yes change teams

Eric- good luck if he does you are one incredible female

Nate- well I am all that in a bag of potatoe chips

(thinking to himself)

Eric- that son of a gun… (outloud) take care guyz… don’t pull anything

(out of the blackness of the sky a woman appears)

Sarah- Eyyyy Hollywood, wa up?

Eric- Hey Shantori! What it? What it is?

Sarah- Nothin just enjoying youre party but seriously why arnt there anymore black people

Eric- Excuse me?

Sarah- you know African Americans…

Eric- OOOO!..... because I don’t know but youre here and that’s all that matters…

Sarah- thanx Hollywood! Lata whittey

Eric- Lata! Looky loooky if it isn’t the man without a plan stooner ffrancesco.

Seth- Hey mannn like I want to pick up like a lot of stuff.

Eric- Oo yea you a narc!?

Seth- Nooo wayyy mann.. Im like a student

Eric- you Francesco youre to funny

Seth- whyy mannn

Eric- dude… I don’t sell drugs dummy

Seth- True mannn… but like why is it that everyone talks to you mannn its not like your that cool anyway man ... ahahahhah……

Eric- ooo yeayy

Seth- yeaaaa man…. You are like the oblivion of the world

Eric- that doesn’t make any sense but you know the movie jay and silent bob I made a remix

Seth- yea hit

Eric- 50 bux you smoking man put that stuff in my hand if that money doesn’t show than im not goin to give you my dro

Seth- Woaahh dude you just make that up….

Eric- Run now before…… they cathya

Seth- AEHHHHHHH! (footsteps trembling off in the distance)

Eric- What a stooner… Rollins is surprisingly filled with some outlandish characters, wait, what does outlandish mean.

Amanda- Well outlandish means extreamily weird or bizarre

Eric- Where did you come from

Amanda- Well I tend to pop out of bushes and stuff when people need answers

Eric- Well what kind of answer

Amanda- anything

Eric- Are you god?

Amanda- Nope just a really smart girl on a full ride

Eric- Why are smart girls so damn attractive.

Carolina- He he hello…

Eric- yes shy girl how may I help you

Carolina- Well I could use a cup please

Eric- a cup eyyyy ID check

Carolina- What wha what makes you think that im underage?

Eric- Well first of all your repeating yourself three times, your shvitzing, and you look younger than my sister heeeey molz whats up…. Anyway yea

Carolina-Well Im just uhhhh shhhyyy yea shhhy call me shhyyy grl

Eric- Ok sshhhhyyy grlll hahaa let me call the police and see how old you really are
Carolina- wait don’t do that ill hook up with you if u just give me my id back please give me my id back

Eric- and clean my room do my laundry and be my personal slave

Caolina- yessssss anything

Joesy- Hollllyyywwoood IIII needed you

Eric- wait just wait…. Now shy girl you got yourself a deal… yes Jennifer what do you need

Joesy- I neeed help I have this old frat guy chasing me hes really mean looking

Eric- My hands are tied dear

Joesey- Well your cover is blown

Eric- Wait what you mean

Joesey- campus security and the police are on the way to search the the apartment for underage drinking

Proffesor Boles- Excuse me son you have a permit for this party

Maddey- AHHHaaaa we gotcha you slime ball peace of Garbage

John- This kid is pathetic do we even need to ask

Proffesor Boles- Its apart of protical we must ask

John- Ok if you insist

Proffesor Boles- Are you carrying any narcotics on your persons

Eric- My what

Proffesor Boles- Your persons

Eric- My what

Proofessor Boles- Kid are you selling drugs

Eric- Ughhhh no… im talking to people… are recreational parties illegal

Joesey- yea is that illegal or something

Proffesor Boles- lady don’t get involved

Joesey- Well why not

John- cause the law of the campus say so….

Joesey- you don’t scare me looser… wa u drop out of highschool to get this job

Proffesor Boles- that’s it your comin with me

Joesey- waaiiitt….. I didn’t do anything Hollywood is the one selling drugs or something noooooooooooooo

Eric- Haaahhhaaa thanx babe!

John- Your lucky the big man picked her up instead of you

Eric- Yo heres a hundred take it easy! Keep it on the look out for me… but really there was nothing going on besides some of age drinking sir

John- whatever you say.. For sure I gotch you kid but this isnt goin to be a weekly thing right

Eric- Right

John- its been a pleasure Hollywood

Eric- yes mr. security guard

Carolina- yoooourrr luccckkky kid that’ll be tonite

Eric- How’d my spot get blown up in one day. These rich girls don’t know how to keep there mouths shut. Cant they just come to a party and not have a huge commotion built up then leave. God Rollins is so relaxing. On the bright side I could’ve been arrested. Well actually I guess not. Im just So GROWN UP!

WhAt TiMe BaBy WhAt TiMe

Eric Cohen

Sarah: Radio Girl
Lilly: British Flight Attendant
Rich: Overexcited weatherman
Proffesor Boles as Proffessor Boles
Seth: Really strung out
Me: Smarty pants
Nate: Split personality
Walker: Hickity hick I want to see some hip action
Johnny: Macho man Randy Savage


What time will it rain today?

Radio Guy: You ever notice how much its been raining lately? Well…. My dear friend,from my childhood Macho Man Randy Savage, started a betting service where you can bet on what time its going to rain at Rollins College. Don’t miss out every tuesday night at www.whattimewillitraintoday?.com or you can call in and place your bet by dialing 508-380-7455. We have a serious of expert weathermen appearing tonight we look forward to hearing from you. Feel free to phone in throughout the duration of the show.

10 minutes later…

Lilly: Flight Attendant: Hello!?

Sarah: You’re on Darkness Visible Radio.

Lilly: Cheers mate!

Sarah: Cheers!?

Lilly: I hale from England

Sarah: Ohhh… Well I didn’t know that wprk has connections in England.

Lilly: Well my mothers, fathers, daughter attends so im listening through pod cast. Anyway whoooo. I’m so excited that my phone call finally went through…. I’ve been calling the station for hours. I heard that the hours between 12 p.m. and 6 a.m. are getting double the odds. Is this information proper.

Sarah: You are correct. Our weatherman will be coming on the air after this call but you can place a bet if you’d like.

Lilly: I would indeed enjoy betting on 10 o’clock. I’m feeling really lucky. Also, I want to say if I win I am going to take Rollins College to Vegas.

Sarah: Well Alice I hope it rains at 10 good luck and power to you. I’m sure half the campus will be doing the rain dance for you.

Lilly: Chereo

Sarah: Well bye now

Sarah: Interesting… moving on. We now have our weatherman who is about to join us he is a graduate from the University of Hardnox Dr. Enis

Rich: I have some ffaaaannntaaasticcccc news for our listeners I have just issued a severe weather warning for the Winter Park area I know it is going to rain so all you sorry students get off your asses and join us call go online this will be an intense night remember it counts for the first droplet only! START BETTING! I will guarantee you an intense night! it will rain! 10:54 count on it! this is Dr. Enis out! By the way all you single women my phone number is 978-886-1864. I also except dates from all women and I do mean all women.

Sarah: Well you guys heard it first Dr. Enis…. By the way his education or rather lack there of is what or how do you say it lacking.

(ringing)

Professor Boles: Hello!

Sarah: Hi your on wprk radio Rollins College radio

Professor Boles: Hi I’m actually a Professor at Rollins.

Sarah: Well this is a first Professor are you a gambling man?

Professor Boles: Well actually if Dr. Enis is guaranteeing Rain at 10:54 I will believe it

Sarah: Wait professor aren’t you the director of Darkness Visible Radio

Professor Boles: Actually I am….

Sarah: Then don’t you know the outcome of the script since you gave the approval and read the script

Proffesor Boles: That is correct… are you still willing to take the bet then

Sarah: No… by now!.... haaa anyway next caller… How the heh..

(ringing)

Seth: Helo! (quick and short remember your strung out)

Sarah: Hi! Welcome to (singignly) Whhattt Time Will It rraaaiiin?

Seth: I want to make a bet now

Sarah: Well sir just calm down slow your horses whats your rush.

Seth: I got a million things going on right now… my girlfriend is “that doesn’t belong in there”

Sarah: Excuse me

Seth: not you “hunny stop it put that out of eeeewwww no don’t do that”

Sarah: Well seems like you have something going on overthere

Seth: Sorry I just want to make a stupid bet on ummmm say noon wed.

Sarah: Sorry sir you must bet on Tuesdays… (covering the mic) is this guy stupid

Seth: Uhhh I herd that ok ok ok so make it for twelve thirty tonight…. Just give me a second let me ugghhhhh there we go. From what I understand twelve thirty there is a rain warning. Sooooo… Yup twelve thirty it is.

Sarah: that was interesting anyway moving along we have another weatherman coming up from Harvard Mr. Libowitz

Me: Well actually the weather is showing that there will be a big storm coming at 4:00 this morning. But according to the dropping temperature I suggested callers, gamers, and onliners get ready and start betting. It will rain tonite guaranteed.

Sarah: Well Mr. Libowitz can I bet as well?

Me: Suurree. But you need to understand that you will mess up the equation. I would need to go back to the blackboard and start doing all my brainstorming all over again. I would like to tell all my listeners out there what my equation consists of temperture, cloud cover, and then lick your finger and count to ten. If your finger is dry then it is going to rain within the hour. This is a patented formula that I have come up with. People please use this formula. If it works for me it will work for you.

Sarah: We’ll you heard it first from our own Dr. Libowitz.

Sarah: I hope all our callers out there are willing to take this fine mans advice and go on call… I wanna hear your voice you dont wanna hear mine

(ringing)


Sarah: Hello your on the air….

Nate: Hello my name is Smitty-John

Sarah: Not important but how may I help you

Nate: (personality 1) I would like to know more about this betting service.

(personality 2) Shutup stupid! You know all about the betting service

(personality 1) Do I… Ughh No Idiot

(personality 2) Well ask her about your bet

(personality 1) Excuse me miss what do you think about betting at 9:23

Sarah: Well I believe the earlier the better because once the first droplet start to come down we have our winner so eventually the earlier the better in my personal opinion but, according to my perfesor im not allowed to bet (start crying)





Nate: (Personality 1) Awww don’t cry

(personality 2) Stop being a softy dumby all you want out of this is to make a bet you don’t care if shes crying

Sarah: You know I don’t have to bookie your bet if your going to be rude

Nate: (personality 1) Im sorry its my

(personality 2) Don’t apologize for who you are

(personality 1) Ooooooooo yea my medication ill take care of this

(personality 2) Waiittt im done with you yet don’t you dare swallow this pill

(gulping sound)

(personality 2) ahhaaa im still here and Mr. sweeatheart is gone…. So listen hunney are you going to let me place my bet or what

Sarah: Well of course I need to make money some way… What time would you like?

Nate: (personality 2) Haven’t you been paying attention I (aggravated) 9:23… Your job is to listen to me

Sarah: Sorry you obnoxious son of a bitch… I got a good idea good bye… Next caller…

Walker: Howdie hooo ranger joe… My name is Johnny Tsunami and I was once Eric’s invisble friend but now I’m real oooo yea but I want to place a bet.

Sarah: OO yea what would you like to bet on….?

Walker: ughhhh rain of course…(whisper) I thought I was outthere

Sarah: Excuse me… anyway tell me something… do you have money to pay for this

Walker: Just because I used to be invisible doesn’t mean I don’t have money I have a steady job cleaning windows out infront of Rollins at the main entrance on Fairbanks… you know by the soccer field I usually get about yea a dollar per car

Sarah: Well that’s good enough for me but if you start bouncing checks the boss is going to be pissed.

Johnny: OOOOO noo!!!!!! I don’t except anything if theres is going to be a risk

Sarah: Well sir I didn’t mean to….

Johnny: listen babe their aint going to be no transaction here ooo yeeaaaa no transaction

Walker: Well sir if I may interpret this I can give you the cash before I make the bet

Sarah: so boss…. How bout it

Johnny: Well thatll be just fine…. OOOO YEAAAAA

Walker: Well then I will swing by Rollins at drop of cash for 9:54

Sarah: Johnny tsunami cant wait to meet you and that’s all the time we have today for What time will it rain? Ladies and gentleman ask yourselves what time will it rain today? And then call us we love you guyz our listeners without you meat heads like macho man would be out a business then I would be to but besides the fact I appreciate you guyz keeping me busy this me signing out.

Peace yo I respect the hood anthem stand UPPPPPPPP LATA!

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So.. Blogger will be down at 4 pm.. they say it'll only be for 15 minutes but.. you never know. There's still some scripts missing in action.. pleeease get them in. Quite frankly, they shouldn't even be performed tonight if the people in the cast haven't seen them until.. 30 minutes before the show. Just remember.. when you don't turn in a script you -said- you'd have posted.. you're not only screwing over yourself.. but you're screwing over the rest of the class, too...especially when you have 2 hours of show to fill! Yikes. I know you all are great writers, though, with even greater ideas for scripts! It's just a matter of doing the work. Remember, me and Seth are a call (or IM) away if you need anything : )

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Plague Script Part 2 (tenative final)

PLAGUE PART TWO

Suzie = Carolina

Announcer = Rich

Dr. Cheese = Walker

Little Boy= John

***BEEP, BEEP, BEEP*** (x2)

Announcer: Excuse me listeners. We again interrupt this edition of Darkness Visible Radio to bring you up to date on this breaking news story from the department of health and safety. For more on this unfolding medical disaster, let’s send you out to Suzie Colberson, who is reporting again from the source. Suzie, what do you have for us out there?

Suzie: Yes, Yes. Thank you Chuck. Ladies and Gentlemen, I consider myself lucky to be alive after narrowly escaping the attacks of the rabid Krissy. I am sorry to say that the disease has taken full hold of her. But not to worry, I just gave her the old “judo-chop” and…

Announcer: That’s great Suzie. Just glad you are ok. Let’s get back to that story though ok?

Suzie: Right! Yes, yes this terrible plague that is wreaking havoc amongst the students of Rollins College and soon the World itself. Yes, in the time during the break I was able to contact a one, Dr. Richard Cheese to speak more about this incredibly destructive illness that is ravaging the children of these Dormitories like Michael Jackson at Disney Land. Now Dr. Cheese, what is your take on this horrible plague?

***Static***

Dr. Cheese (whispering): wait. Am I on the air?

Suzie: (normal voice) Yes.

Dr. Cheese (whispering): Like the REAL air?

Suzie (normal voice): Yes, Richard, you are on the air.

Dr. Cheese (whispering): so people can hear me right now? Like, right at this very second?

Suzie (whispering): Richard, Start talking!

Dr. Cheese (in a very formal tone): I’m Dr. Richard Cheese and I am on the air. First of all I would like to say hello to my mother who is listening from Ocala, Florida. Secondly I would like to….

Suzie (very annoyed, whispering) Richard you oaf, talk about the plague. The disease!

Dr. Cheese: Of Course, the plague. How silly of me. Yes, earlier today I was informed of a disease that was spreading rapidly amongst the students of Rollins College. Being a licensed orthodontist, I have much to say on the subject. Upon examination, most of the subjects’ teeth look to be in pristine condition, and their gums seem to a lively color of pink, but I have noticed….

Suzie (very annoyed): Wait, you’re a dentist!

Dr. Cheese (annoyed now as well): No, I’m an orthodontist.

Suzie: You’re not even a real doctor!

Dr. Cheese (annoyed): Yes, I am. I have a PHD!

Suzie: Historians have a PHD. Did you go to med school?

Dr. Cheese: Yes, well sort of.

Suzie: Eh, good enough. And as a licensed and practicing PHD certified member of the medical world, you WOULD SAY that these students are suffering from a terrible illness that in extreme cases could lead to zombie like behavior right?

Suzie: RIGHT….(threateningly) DR. Cheese.

Dr. Cheese: Why yes. I guess so. But it’s not really my field of….

Suzie: That’s quite enough Dr. Cheese. Thank you very much. There you have it, straight from a Doctor’s lips. This disease that many are now referring to as Zombalitious is rampant among the innocent and helpless students of Rollins College. Only God knows what terrible fate these students are…

***Achew, sniffle-sniffle***

Suzie (excitedly): Wait, here comes another victim. Excuse me! Excuse me little boy. May I ask you a few questions? Thanks. How are you feeling.

Little Boy (in a deep sick voice): I’m sick. I have had a head cold since last week.

Suzie: Yes. I can see you are very ill. So have you had any urges to eat human flesh?

Little Boy: No.

Suzie: No desire at all?

Little Boy: No.

Suzie: Are you sure?

Little Boy: Yes.

Suzie: How about puppies? Do you want to eat puppies?

Little Boy: What are you talking about lady? No I don’t want to eat puppies.

Suzie: Well, have you eaten anything today?

Little Boy: Yes, I had a pretzel.

Suzie: Would you say that you ate it ferociously, you know, devoured it? If you will.

Little Boy: No. It didn’t taste very good so I threw it away. Lady you are creeping me out. I’m going to go get my RA or call security or something. Eating puppies, you are a loony-toon.

Suzie: Obviously another delirious soul. If you could see him right now you would understand the horror that is plaguing this school. His eyes were falling out and his skin was peeling and…and yes, I am about to be escorted out of the dormitory by campus security, obviously for my own safety in these deadly halls.

Campus Security: Lady, come with us. I think we have a baker act on our hands. Out the door you go.

Suzie: Thank you officer. Thank you for protecting me. I’m Suzie Colberson reporting live for WPRK News. Now, back to you in the booth Chuck.

Announcer: Thank you Suzie for that riveting story. Stay safe out there tonight people. You heard what is going on. This has been an update from the department of health and safety. Now back to your local broadcasting.

***BEEP, BEEP, BEEP*** (x2)


Possible Opening for the Show?

We dont really havea formatted opening for the show yet and we were kicking around ideas buti came up with an introduction that we could record or say before each show...

Announcer Voice
Thirteen handpicked students decend on your radio dials, hailing from all over the globe. Every week they must create a two hour live radio show, a show that their grade depends on...
They live together, eat together and occasionally sleep together. They write scripts all through the night...They Are Darkness Visible Radio...

(Music)

Tonight's DJ
Hello and elcome to the Darkness visible radio, our two hour slice of paradise...continue

What does everyone think? See you all at the show tonight

7:30 Don't Forget

Hello everyone:

Don't forget you said we would meet at 7:30 today.

I rescheduled my babysitter so I can get there by 7:30 so make sure you all are there.

Plague Part 1 (tenative final)

PLAGUE PART ONE

Carolina = Suzie

Rich = Announcer

Maddy = Krissy

*** BEEP, BEEP, BEEP*** (x2)

Announcer: We interrupt this edition of Darkness Visible Radio to bring you an urgent news announcement from the department of health and safety. For more on this developing story, let’s send you out to Suzie Colberson who is reporting live from the source.

Suzie (very enthusiastically): Thank you Chuck. Yes, I am Suzie Colberson reporting live from Rollins College, here inside the halls of historic Hugh McKean Dormitory. It is here where the root of this horrible illness originated. Yes, scientists and scholars alike have traced and tracked this terrible illness that is plaguing Rollins College to this very spot that I am standing. I’m getting shivers just standing here. Wait, Wait, listen….

*** (softly) sneeze, sniffle-sniffle, sneeze***

Suzie: Oh! Oh! Do you hear that sound, that horrendous gut wrenching noise? I think we have just witnessed the sound of this plague that has descended down upon these students like a swarm of angry black locus, wreaking havoc across the countryside. (Softly) Wait! Wait! Quiet…..listen…I think it’s getting closer. Listen.

*** (a little louder but still nothing bad) sneeze, sniffle-sniffle, sneeze***

Suzie: Oh, George by the fiery depths of hell, I think we can get an interview with this most sickly and unfortunate soul.

(pause)

Suzie: (break in mystical voice from before) George. George! Bring the camera over here. George, over here! Now! Ok that’s good.

Suzie: (back to normal creepy voice) Excuse me Miss. Miss? Yes hello Miss.

I’m Suzie Colberson reporting live for WPRK News, can I ask you a few questions?

Krissy (cheerfully): Well sure. No problem. I was just heading down to the…

Suzie: The hospital….Yes, yes. I’m sure my dear. I’m sure.

Krissy (confused but still cheerful): No, no hospital for me. I was just going to the cafeteria. I’m starving.

Suzie: O yes, one of your last real meals, yes I understand.

Krissy: No I’m fine. ***Sniffle, Sniffle*** Will you excuse me for a second. I have to sneeze. *** Sneeze***

Suzie: Oh my dear. My poor little dear. What is your name again?

Krissy: My name’s Krissy.

Suzie: Oh Krissy, Krissy Krissy, you most unfortunate soul. Tell me my dear, how are you dealing with this terrible sickness that you have contracted within the halls of this death dorm? How are you dealing with this terrible, horrendous sickness?

Krissy: Um. I don’t know really know what you’re talking about. I just have a little cold. Tons of people have the same sort of thing in this dorm. It’s very common.

Suzie: YES! There we have it. This disease, this plague has spread to, and I quote, “TONS OF PEOPLE.” Tons, with a capital T. Students beware. We have heard it straight from the mouth of one of the diseased herself.

Krissy: Wait, wait. What are you talking about, I am not diseased. I just played a soccer game yesterday. I’m fine. I have a date later tonight, its just a little cold, honestly I swear.

Suzie: (condescendingly, like talking to a little child) Yes, yes I’m sure my dear, Just a little cold.

(Sternly) As you can tell this poor girl is delirious, one of the many symptoms of this- this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, plague. Soon she will experience other symptoms including: rapid alcohol consumption, and attraction to the opposite sex.

Krissy: Well all of that doesn’t sound so bad. But if you excuse me, I have to go. I’m soooo hungry.

Suzie (more sternly): Oh my dear girl, I wasn’t finished. After the hair loss, your eyes will fall out and you’ll slowly turn into a flesh eating zombie. Yes a flesh eating zombie. For those of you students living in McKean, Ward, or Elizabeth Hall, you may want to make sure your room-mate isn’t sneezing or coughing because if they are, they may soon turn into a (say these words with emphasis) flesh, hungry zombie who will eat you while you sleep. Krissy here said it herself. And I quote: “I’m soooo hungry.” Yes. Krissy here is hungry, hungry for human flesh.

Krissy: No, I’m not.

Suzie (snappy): Yes you are. You’re just delirious and don’t know it yet. (Anxiously) Look! Look! George are you getting this. Krissy here is attacking me. She is trying to bite me!

Krissy: No, I’m not.

Suzie (frightened): Yes, Yes she is! Run, run George!

Krissy: Ok. I’m going to get some food. Bye.

Suzie: Run George Run! She is hungry! I’m Suzie Colberson reporting live from inside the death dorm of McKean Hall! And as soon as I get away from the clutches of this diseased zombie I will be back. For now, back to you in the booth Chuck!

(Pause)

Suzie (whispering) (annoyed): Alright. Were off the air? Good. Did you get that? No George, she wasn’t really attacking me. Yes, I know I was lying on air. No George. No. Just go move the equipment.

Announcer: Alright Suzie. Thanks for that frightening report. Be safe out there people. Zombies are on the loose. We will have another update on this later in the show. Now back to Darkness Visible Radio.

***BEEP, BEEP, BEEP*** (x2)


SCRIPTS?

In class many remarked that scripts would be posted so others could see and read and prepare and rehearse.

I see only one of the 6 or so unseen scripts posted.

Whither scripts?

Monday, September 18, 2006

The Sandspur

Y'all better get a copy of this week's Sandspur! My first articles everrr are featured in this issue. On pages 4 (Steve Irwin, 9-11) and on page 12 (Child Slavery). And make sure your friends read them, too.. in fact, I'll buy a bag of donuts from the C-Store to the person who distributes the most Sandspurs tomorrow = ) No, seriously, I will.. hehe. Have a good night!

Peer Mentor Love <3

Apple v PC Final

Cast

Nate
Adrian
Johnny
Lily
Maddy

The copy that will be on the R-Drive no later than 2 tomorrow afternoon is formated properly.



Johnny: Goodevening, I’m Johnny Anderson. Thank you for listening to Darkness Visible Radio, WPRK 91.5 F.M. [Pause] Computers have changed our way of life in the past years. Now, nearly everything we do is based on computer technology. Tonight, Adrian Cohn is on the corner of Fairbanks and Park Avenue to find out what computer is better: Apples or PC’s. Let’s go live to Adrian.

Adrian: Yes, good evening Johnny. My name is Adrian Cohn reporting from Fairbanks and Park Avenue near Rollins College. Recently it has been rumored that people have been discussing the differences, advantages, and disadvantages to having an Apple or a P.C. People seem to be very opinionated and I’m here to see what people think.

I’m here with Lily Valez. Lily, Apple or P.C.?

Lily: I hate Apple computers. They aren’t compatible and I love my P.C.

Adrian: Have you used a new Apple computer recently.

Lily: No, I wouldn’t even think about it.

Adrian: Well they have some pretty amazing features now. For example the computers come with remote controls and your computer can act as a home entertainment system. You can control the volume, what song you are playing, what photos you’d like to look at and what DVD you’d like to watch with the click of only a few buttons.

Lily: That is pretty cool actually.

Adrian: Yes, it is very cool. Haven’t you ever wished you didn’t need to get out of bed to change the song you are listening or to fast forward a movie?

Lily: Yeah, especially last Saturday when I woke up. I wasn’t feeling good from the night before, and I wanted to put on some music. I ended up not listening to any music because I was too lazy and tired to get out of bed.

Adrian: Sounds like Apple’s remote would have been quite helpful to you!

Lily: Yes, I guess so.

Adrian: Lily, do you own an iPod?

Lily: Of course, who doesn’t now a days?

Adrian: Do you like your iPod?

Read this part QUICK

Lily: Love it.

Adrian: Gotta have it?

Lily: Can’t leave home without it!

Quick Pause

Adrian: I find it interesting that you love you iPod that is made by Apple so much, and yet you still like P.C.’s better.

Lily: Well actually I was planning on getting a new computer soon. And you just told me one feature about their new computers that I like. And you’re right; I do like my iPod, so I might give Apple a shot!

Adrian: Well good luck with your purchase!

Lily: Thank you. Back away from the mike and scream in background “Hi mom, Hi dad!” while I begin to conclude.

Adrian: Johnny, Apple’s are remarkable computers. They really have a ton of cool features now.

Johnny: I just picked up a Macbook myself and I’m enjoying it so much. I will never go back to a P.C. [Pause] I can’t even imagine owning a P.C. anymore. [Pause]

Adrian: Now I’m standing by with Maddy. Maddy, what kind of computer do you use?

Maddy: I use a P.C.

Adrian: Why?

Maddy: Well, I used them when I was a kid. I always have had PC’s.

Adrian: I see. Do you prefer PC’s to Apple’s or do you just use a PC because that is what you are used to?

Maddy: Well, I like PC computers better. Apple’s are cooler, and they look great, but PC’s seem to work well and fast for me. They have never let me down, so I’m going to stick with them.

Adrian: Thank you Maddy. I’m also here with Nate.

Nate: Yes, hi. I’d first like to give a shout out to my boys back in McKean. What up!!!! [pasuse] right, about the computers… PC stands for “Piece of Crap.”

Adrian: I’d say that’s self explanatory. Thank you Nate. Johnny, that’s all of the interviews I have lined up for now.

Johnny: Adrian thank you. I have always been a PC user, but just recently I made the switch to Apple. I will never go back. I can video chat over the internet with friends across the country at different universities and family. I haven't had any problems with it, and just about everything I need is already downloaded onto the computer. At first I was skeptical about all the programs and other extra amenities I need to be compatible, but now just about everything works with a Mac.

[Pause]

That’s all we have left for you tonight on our interview segment on Fairbanks and Park Avenue, so until next time, this is Johnny Anderson. Enjoy the rest of Darkness Visible Radio on 91.5 WPRK F.M.

WHO NEEDS A CHARACTER

Hey, I am just finishing the second half of the Plague script and there are two rolls that can go either way for a guy or a girl. All it takes is some minor tweaking. I want everyone to be invovled in tomorrow nights show so whoever doesn't have a part just comment on the post and I'll write you in. When i post it, i will just leave the parts uncast. I will edit them when you tell me who needs what part. Thankks.

take it easy...
Walker

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dog show

JJ, Johnny, and Amanda appreciate the comments

Katherine: LILY
Thomas: SETH
Anouncer: JJ
Eleanor:Amanda


Dog show

(music plays)

Katherine: Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Katherine Mcpherson here with my co-host Thomas Burton and welcome to the 131th Westminster Kennel Club Annual All Breed Dog show. The competition is fierce and I believe that it is the best we have had in years.

Thomas: That’s right Katherine these dogs are gorgeous, but there are some big bitches here tonight.

Katherine: Yes… and that is not funny.

Thomas: Bloody hell it is!

Katherine: Well anyways, this year there is a wide variety of different breeds being represented at today’s shows. The breeds range from a large Greater swiss mountain dog to a small west highland white terrier. Last years best in show for 2006 was a bull terrier named Rufus, and it was truly a magical performance. I expect nothing but excellence, as the dogs competing this year are in rare form!

Thomas: Look at the smashing willy on that dog...ladies and gentleman that’s our winner.

Katherine: That is revolting and that is not a category… but I cannot deny that he is well qualified in that aspect something my husband lacks ….but (clears throat) …yes a very splendid dog indeed.

Katherine: Our first category is the sporting category and our first dog is the wired haired pointing Griffon, and this dog is special! The Wirehaired Pointing Griffon is a medium size dog from Holland. They are fabulous hunting dogs. Griffons are very versatile dogs and can hunt upland game birds and waterfowl. They are excellent swimmers allowing them to work on land and in the water. Griffons make tremendous family dogs. They are intelligence and love to please their owners this has helped them to be successful in the show ring, in obedience, tracking, agility, and the field…. So be sure to keep your eyes on the ring because the Griffons performance is going to be phenomenal.

Thomas: That dog looks like my bloody rug…I wipe my feet on fur like that every morning before I wash my teeth.

Katherine: That is an outrageous statement this dog is a classy dog with a different look unlike any others.

Thomas: No seriously I have the rug back home. It feels wonderful on the toes.

Katherine: That’s wonderful Thomas (sarcastic/bewildered way). Lets take it down to our outstanding field reporter Eleanor Jasper… Eleanor?

Eleanor: Hello Katherine… I have here with me Georgy the wired haired pointing Griffon who has just completed a great performance in the sporting category…so, Georgy what dog food do you prefer?... Purina… were your pet is our passion or Iams…were life is better.

(dog barks and continually barks while Eleanor talks)

Elenor: ooo ok so you do prefer the tenderness and healthy taste of Purina… I do agree… that is fabulous… so ladies and gentlemen you have heard the news… go with Purina if truly care about the look and health of your dog…back to you Katherine.

Thomas: Is that ladie serious… she actually thinks she can talk to dogs…hahahahahahaha… shes a bloody loonie… call the nut house we’ve got a crazy one on the loose.

Katherine: That is inappropriate…she is a remarkable reporter and the best at what she does. She is very close to those dogs and delivers nothing but sensational material.

Thomas: (mumbles) she delivers nothing but bloody crap.

Katherine: It looks like it is time to move to our next category, terriers…our first dog being represented in this category is a soft-coated wheaten terrier. The Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier is from Irish decent, and originally served as an all-purpose farm dog. The Wheaten Terrier is a medium-sized dog weighing anywhere from 30 to 40 pounds. The coat is soft, wavy and the color of wheat. This particular terrier is Intelligent, affectionate and loving. They are very friendly "people" dogs. They demand to be handled firmly, fairly and with consistency. I expect nothing but an awe-inspiring performance from this terrier today.

Thomas: That bloody dog is butt ugly… it’s beard reminds me of my old drunken mess of a father.

Katherine: Well there seems to be an extraordinary father like son relationship there.

Thomas: My father was very prestigious! He won bloody drinking titles all over the pubs in England.

Katherine: And I am sure you have too, but lets get back to these breath-taking terriers. Coming out now to perform is molly, the Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier. Just look at the amazing way the dog and the trainer are becoming one. That trainer must put a lot of determination, hard work, and love into that dog. It’s truly stupendous… I believe that Eleanor is standing by with the wondrous molly…Eleanor?

Eleanor: Yes Katherine, Molly has just performed and I believe it to be a winning one. But we know that all of you are really waiting for the big question…Molly where do you prefer to tinkle? In the garden, on the mail mans leg, or perhaps the new off white sofa?
(Dog barking)

Eleanor: Astonishing…. I don’t believe it!
Yes…. Intriguing!
I prefer the same as well.
So the question has been answered…. Molly prefers to tinkle on the mail man’s leg.
Back to you Katherine.

Katherine: Thank you Eleanor you are truly a superbly astounding reporter.

Thomas: I wish you bloody dogs would pee on Katherine’s legs.

Katherine: Thomas! I have had enough you are a rude, unextraordinary, unimpressive co aanchor and I have had enough of you.

Thomas: (Mumbling loud) Im a bloody Brit and proud of it. There just (Beep) dogs anyways you bloody lady. (fading)

Katherine: Well this is grand news, it seems that my anchor has just passed out and is suffering from severe alcohol intoxication…. It has now just been brought to my attention that the judges are ready…. Ohhhh this is dazzling. This judge must be so excited right now, he is the only one who knows the glorious dog who has won this years prestigious best show title for 2007. For all of you who do not know, the best show title is the dog who has the best performance from all the categories…..ohhhhh my! here comes the judge with the winner.

Judge: Ladies and Gentleman, dogs and bithchs’ the Westminster kennel club dog show proudly presents this years best in show winner to be: Molly, the soft coated wheaten terrier.

( Polite Applause)

(Music plays)

Katherine: Oooh my! Molly and her trainer have probably been fantasizing for this moment from day one of training, and it has come true. But lets not give all the credit to Molly because this years competitors have been exquisite, divine, elegant, stunning, striking, stunning, terrific, incomprehensible, inconceivable, and incredible to say the least. Thank for tuning into this years Westminster kennel club dog show have a marvelous night.

jenny's date

jenny's date skit is in the r-drive

this is the cast

Jenny- me
self-esteem-sarah
wisdom- jj
memory- adrian
nurture- nate(female voice)
hormone- lili
intellegence- josi
beauty- amanda

Don't Forget...

...Tomorrow's the deadline y'all set for having scripts in. In keeping with that, it doesn't look like we have much for Tuesday night's show. Remember.. the bigger scripts, the finished scripts from Friday, and everything else.. should be in class tomorrow. Ready to read, ready to be revised (don't forget to bring in hard copies of your scripts, so you can make those corrections!) It's up to you all to raise the bar. If you don't want the disorganization of Tuesday night to ensue, you have to stay on top of thiiiings.

Hope everyone had a good weekend! = ) See ya bright and early (and cheerful!) tomorrow morning!

Peer Mentor Love~

Mac / P.C. script thus far

Cast thus far:

Johnny
Adrian
Lily


Johnny: Goodevening, I’m Johnny Anderson. Thank you for listening to Darkness Visible Radio, WPRK 91.5 F.M. [Pause] Computers have changed our way of life in the past years. Now, nearly everything we do is based on computer technology. Tonight, Adrian Cohn is on the corner of Fairbanks and Park Avenue to find out what computer is better: Apples or PC’s. Let’s go live to Adrian.

Adrian: Yes, good evening Johnny. My name is Adrian Cohn reporting from Fairbanks and Park Avenue near Rollins College. Recently it has been rumored that people have been discussing the differences, advantages, and disadvantages to having an Apple or a P.C. People seem to be very opinionated and I’m here to see what people think.

I’m here with Lily Valez. Lily, Apple or P.C.?

Lily: I hate Apple computers. They aren’t compatible and I love my P.C.

Adrian: Have you used a new Apple computer recently.

Lily: No, I wouldn’t even think about it.

Adrian: Well they have some pretty amazing features now. For example the computers come with remote controls and your computer can act as a home entertainment system. You can control the volume, what song you are playing, what photos you’d like to look at and what DVD you’d like to watch with the click of only a few buttons.

Lily: That is pretty cool actually.

Adrian: Yes, it is very cool. Haven’t you ever wished you didn’t need to get out of bed to change the song you are listening or to fast forward a movie?

Lily: Yeah, especially last Saturday when I woke up. I wasn’t feeling good from the night before, and I wanted to put on some music. I ended up not listening to any music because I was too lazy and tired to get out of bed.

Adrian: Sounds like Apple’s remote would have been quite helpful to you!

Lily: Yes, I guess so.

Adrian: Lily, do you own an iPod?

Lily: Of course, who doesn’t now a days?

Adrian: Do you like your iPod?

Read this part QUICK

Lily: Love it.

Adrian: Gotta have it?

Lily: Can’t leave home without it!

Quick Pause

Adrian: I find it interesting that you love you iPod that is made by Apple so much, and yet you still like P.C.’s better.

Lily: Well actually I was planning on getting a new computer soon. And you just told me one feature about their new computers that I like. And you’re right; I do like my iPod, so I might give Apple a shot!

Adrian: Well good luck with your purchase!

Lily: Thank you. Back away from the mike and scream in background “Hi mom, Hi dad!” while I begin to conclude.

Adrian: Johnny, Apple’s are remarkable computers. They really have a ton of cool features now.

Johnny: I just picked up a Macbook myself and I’m enjoying it so much. I will never go back to a P.C. [Pause] I can’t even imagine owning a P.C. anymore. [Pause]

Mac vs. P.C. - COMMENT

i will be reporting live again from park ave and fairbanks to ask if people like apple computers or pc computers more. please comment back on what you prefer.

ex:

"I like apple computers. First of all, they are much nicer to look at than a pc. Second, the operating system is much more user friendly. i like it so much better. and finally, i can do video chats with my my brother in cali, and my parents in NY at the same time!!!!"


can't wait to see what you guys have to say.

adrian

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