Sunday, October 01, 2006
Laundry talk 3
This is just the beginning
Girl 1: Amber (Maddy)
Girl 2: Becca (Carolina)
Girl 3: Kylie (Amanda)
Gay Guy: Steven (Johnny)
Becca: Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight’s laundry talk. My fellow co-hosts and I are coming to you from Mckean’s laundry room on the first floor as we do our weekly load of 5 bags of laundry each. The hottest girls from Rollins are bringing you the hottest stories from around the world.
Amber: Our first story comes from the coasts of California were each week an average of six sea otters wash up on the shore.
Kylie: Aren’t sea otters like puppies that can swim.
Becca: Actually they are! The problem is scientists do not know what's killing the sea otters. Usually cause the of death is clear with a shark bite, a bullet, or a propeller wound. But about one-quarter of last year's fatalities have been traced to a pair of protozoan parasites, Toxoplasma gondii and Sarcocystis neurona, that are known to breed in cats.
Kylie: So cats are killing sea otters?
Becca: Well not totally! The problem is that people are flushing kitty litter down their toilets. Worms dropped into the ocean by seabirds and a toxic ingredient in fertilizer are also known to be killing the cute little otters.
Kylie: Like How about we put big nets in the ocean to catch them all and save them?
Steven: Are you serious like that will just get them tangled in the nets and kill even more of them.
Kylie: But if we catch them all we can dress them up in cute outfits and adopt them as pets!
Steven: No that’s just stupid!
Girl 1: Amber (Maddy)
Girl 2: Becca (Carolina)
Girl 3: Kylie (Amanda)
Gay Guy: Steven (Johnny)
Becca: Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight’s laundry talk. My fellow co-hosts and I are coming to you from Mckean’s laundry room on the first floor as we do our weekly load of 5 bags of laundry each. The hottest girls from Rollins are bringing you the hottest stories from around the world.
Amber: Our first story comes from the coasts of California were each week an average of six sea otters wash up on the shore.
Kylie: Aren’t sea otters like puppies that can swim.
Becca: Actually they are! The problem is scientists do not know what's killing the sea otters. Usually cause the of death is clear with a shark bite, a bullet, or a propeller wound. But about one-quarter of last year's fatalities have been traced to a pair of protozoan parasites, Toxoplasma gondii and Sarcocystis neurona, that are known to breed in cats.
Kylie: So cats are killing sea otters?
Becca: Well not totally! The problem is that people are flushing kitty litter down their toilets. Worms dropped into the ocean by seabirds and a toxic ingredient in fertilizer are also known to be killing the cute little otters.
Kylie: Like How about we put big nets in the ocean to catch them all and save them?
Steven: Are you serious like that will just get them tangled in the nets and kill even more of them.
Kylie: But if we catch them all we can dress them up in cute outfits and adopt them as pets!
Steven: No that’s just stupid!
