Monday, October 02, 2006

Scarface Takes an Office Job

this is the final scarface script, i wrote it a while ago and tweaked it out for tommorow night's show. if you don't like it or have a problem with it, just let me know. also if any girls need more roles speak to me and i can try to write one or two brief roles into this one. big it up.


Scarface Takes an Office Job

Cast:
Bob: Seth
Ted: Johnny
Jeff: Walker
Tony Montana: Nate or whoever has the best Scarface voice

In an alternative universe where Tony Montana lives after being gunned down by drug lords from Cuba, Tony decides to turn his life around, and takes a job interning at Allen and Bateman, in the Acquisitions and Mergers department. This is his story.

Bob: Alright everyone, this week’s office theme is going to be TRUST. We are all going to work on building trust by taking part in trust exercises.

Tony: Who do I trust? Me.

Ted: Oh come on Tony, you have to trust other people, you don’t have to lie to yourself.

Tony: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Jeff: Alright well Tony you catch me when I fall backwards, I trust you enough to let you help me. Watch my back.

Tony: Better than your front, lemme tell you. Much easier to watch.

[Falls back, Tony catches him, clapping and cheers ensure]

Jeff: You caught me! I knew that you said you would but I didn’t expect it!

Tony: All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

Bob: Of course Tony, why would we ever say that you would break your word, you’re a great guy!

Tony: I got ears, ya know. I hear things.

Jeff: Well what you did to Steve with that stapler was pretty harsh…

Tony: You should see the other guy, you can’t recognize him.

Jeff: Yeah about that, Bill went to the hospital, he’s gonna be ok though, he’s not pressing charges for some reason… but hey no harm no foul, it’s good to have you on the team Tony.

Tony: Everyday above ground is a good day.

Bob: That’s an excellent statement Tony, death isn’t really something to worry about around the office here, but you’re right… you never know what could happen.

Jeff: Bob’s right, it’s a very safe environment here at Allen and Bateman,; we’re all pretty good guys. [Chuckles]

Tony: Good? You’re not good; you just know how to hide, how to lie.

Bob: [Chuckling] Tony you kill me! You’re gonna be perfect to have around the office, lets get you started on some TPS reports.

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