Tuesday, September 26, 2006

laundry talk

by johnny, amanda, carolina

Girl 1: Amber (Maddy)
Girl 2: Becca (Carolina)
Girl 3: Kylie (Amanda)
Gay Guy: Steven (Johnny)

Amber: Heeellooo Listeners! And welcome to tonight’s laundry talk, the show that informs you on current topics domestic and around the world. Hi I am Amber and joining me here tonight is Becca,

Becca: Glad your listening

Amber: Steven,

Steven: Hi all you cute boys

Amber: and Kylie

Kylie: Hi all you cute puppies.

Amber: Now lets begin with praying to the One and Only Lindsay Lohan!


Becca: O my gosh you are so right!

Amber: I know! (with attitude)

Amber: The wise and great Lindsay Lohan you lead a life of purities…Pure of carbs, small breasts, and natural hair color. Please lead us to be the girls everyone wants to be and every guy wants to be with. Amen.


Becca: Now that we have that out of the way, lets get to our first topic. Or beloved Spinach. As you may have heard, reaserchers found deadly E-coli in a batch of Spinach near San Fransisco which is one of our main sourses for spinach in our beloved country.

Kylie: doesn’t e-coli make you pretty?

Steven: No Kylie! E-coli causes kidney failure with symptoms of abdominal cramps or diarrhea. It has hospitalized many and taken the lives of three people since the outbreak has occurred.

Amber: Uhh ohhh this is not good! I have been having abdominal cramps and diarrhea for the past weak maybe the E-coli bacteria is going to take me as its victim!

Steven: Amber get a grip on yourself! You take laxatives.

Kylie: I just found out that laxatives aren’t good for you, so I switched to organic laxatives.

Becca: So in more interesting news the marvelous Lindsay Lohan is going through a rough time with the break up of her recent boyfriend Harry Morton.

Amber: What a sleaze ball who would ever not want the beautiful, gorgeous, and amzing Lindsay Lohan.

Kylie: I know… I would go lesbian to have her.

Steven: So would I!

Becca: People magazine like totally says “no one 'dumped' anyone. You don't dump people when you're 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship, and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that."

Kylie: Billy and I are on a break.

Steven: Kylie… Billy is cheating on you!

Kylie: Ooo

Amber: Harry Morton is like such a punk! He broke her heart when she was going through a mid life crisis. She just lost her purse in the London airport, and then she broke her wrist. He is such an inconsiderate jerk.

Becca: So now like on to our next topic…it comes from Clearwater, Florida where Winter, a bottlenose dolphin lost her tail after getting tangled in the buoy line of a crab trap. Marine scientists found Winter with a rounded stump instead of a natural dorsal fin. Forcing Winter to move with a side to side motion resembling an alligator or a shark. Marine biologists are working on a prosthetic fin making it the second in the world for a dolphin. Earlier in the year Japan biologists made one for a dolphin that only had parts of it’s tail missing, and now it is doing fine.

Amber: Like all of us here at laundry talk wish you luck with your new fin, Winter!

Kylie: Dolphins are really cute, but not as cute as puppies.

Steven: Well that’s all we have for you tonight on Laundry talk…Kylie has finally finished her 5 loads of clothes and we need our beauty rest. Thanks for listening and have a wonderful night!

quite the combination of stuff,

you gotta love the Linsay Lohan worshipping. I think it is quite funny and could be done to an even further extent--for example they write a song about her
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