Tuesday, September 26, 2006


I think it will work best in the begining as long as we can say helll

Eric Cohen

Professor Boles- as professor boles
Walker- as McKean Senate leader Walker
Johnny- Johnny
Madison- Madison
Sarah- Sarah
Adrian- Frat Guy
Joesey- as ingreed res. life chief
Lilly- Presidents secretary
JJ REDICK- PRESIDENT DUNKEN or whatever his name is
Nar- Rich
Seth- Seth

Boles: Good morning class how is everybody feeling this bright Monday morning.

Class: GOOOOOOODD! (drowning voices)

Boles: Did everybody do there homework assignments

Class: Yeeeesssss!

Boles: Ok class… please write the honor code on your papers and then hand them in

Walker: Yo Johnny I saw Eric get his notes from Madison and then he used her notes to write his paper… ummm does that mean I’m breaking the honor code

Johnny: Yes Walker but, now thanks for telling me cause now im breaking the honor code if you weren’t going to say anything you should’ve just kept it to yourself … idiot… (talking to professor boles now) Proffesor Boles

Boles: Yes Johnny…

Johnny: Well I just heard…..

Walker: (giving a nudge or whispering) Johnny what are you doing?

Johnny: (replying to walker) I need to tell

Walker: Don’t do it! The whole class will think that we are tatle tales…

Johnny: Well what about HONOR!

Walker: Fudge HONOR! Our reputations are on the line no girl will want to be with us if. You. Do. This.

Boles: Well Johnny is everything ok…

Johnny: Yes sorry nevermind

Walker: (sighing) Thank God!

Johnny: Well ask maddy and find out for sure what happened

Narrarator: After class Johnny and Walker confront maddy

Johnny: Maddy… Walker and I need to talk to you

Maddey: Sorry guys I don’t talk to freshman outside class

Walker: But its about the notes… Yes we know about the notes

Narrarator: Sarah walking by is shocked about the news she just herd

Sarah: Maddey please… Don’t tell me that you gave Eric the notes on the article

Maddey: Guys so what if I did! Relax its only notes.

Sarah, Johnny, and Walker: But what about HONOR!

Maddey: What is wrong with you people. Honor shmoner. Nobody will know just shutup!

Narrarator: Look who it is RCC Counsler Seth lets hear what he has to say

Seth: Whats up kiddies?

Walker: We have a problem! Eric cheated on his assignment!

Seth: Guys I’m your RCC Counsler you cant be saying this to me… now option A: I have to tell proffesor boles or option B: Im going to walk away

Maddey: Ughhhh… Just go seth we don’t need your peer mentoring advice we can handle this… we never talked and I never gave Eric his notes or whatever jeese… wait theres a frat guy. Guyz hide in the bushes

Adrian: Hey Maddey! Uhhhh… were you just talking to some freshman

Maddey: Are you kidding you know I would never… so you guyz throwing a party tonite or what

Adrian: Of course babe… Remember room 312 its always a party at 312 Darkness Visible House

Maddey: Ill be there… wow… hes so dreamy!... You guyz can come out now.

Walker: Listen this is a big deal… This is how it starts first its notes than it’s a paper… Cant you see the chain reaction!
Maddey: By guyz don’t loose sleep over this ok… (walking away) these kids need to learn and grow up… there maturity level is not even close to mine

Narrarotor: As Maddison walks away Walker, Johnny, and Sarah are befudled and don’t know what to do… so they call a Darkness Visible GROUP MEETING! Check it out!

Walker: Ok guyz I called this meeting because Eric allegedly… no wait I mean he actually copied Madison’s notes and cheated on his essay assignment. What should we do?

Sarah: Lets vote! I think then our decision will be unanimous

Johnny: Crap! Its John our R.A.

John: What are you guyz doing?

Johnny: Nothing I promise were just having a RCC discussion

John: I was a freshman to ccoooommmee on what are you doing?

Johnny: Well you see Eric copied notes from Madison then wrote his paper on these notes what should we do?

John: I see…. Hmmmmm… Now you shouldn’t have told me that cause now I might have to say something… ughghghghghhhh… FRESHMAN!!!!!

Johnny: Well you asked

Narrarator: Later that day there was a building meeting with the RA’s and guess what came up. Eric and madison’s incident earlier in the day

John: So I heard earlier today that Eric had copied madison’s notes to write a paper if the students in the class do not tell are they in breach of the Honor Code.

Ingred: Actually yes… you should’ve said something else like there is a dispute between too students now I need to tell somebody…

John: Wait a second.. I think that this is important if the students figure this out it will definitely help with there understanding of honor I feel like they will make the right decision

Ingred: you have one week before there is a report filed and an investigation is launched

Narrarator: Now the word is spreading around campus about this little tiny incident and it somehow reaches the presidents office… uh o this cant be good

Secretary: Have you heard that Eric Cohen cheated on one of his assignments

Pres: What do you mean? (Really really serious voice)

Secretary: Supposobely he got notes from someone and he wrote a paper on thesse notes

Pres: Well… lets call him in and see what he knows or if he cracks under the pressure

(duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh) Presidents music

Narrarator: As that is going on the students are raising questions about this whole honor code thing walker and johnny run into some friends at Ellizabeth

Johnny: Dude im really confused what should I do…

Walker: I don’t know man its quite a predicament

Johnny: Come on man I wouldn’t want anything to be said if it was me

Walker: True story

Johnny: Hey older kid

Older kid: What up guyz?

Johnny: Nothing man this thing is outa control ehh walker

Walker: ayyyyyyaayyyyy

Older Kid: Whats on your mind?

Narrator: As walker and Johnny fill in older kid on whats going on the president calls Eric into his office

Secreatary: So you must be mr. cohen

Eric: Well I guess so… the one and only

Secretary: Good luck dear he isn’t to happy… go on in

President: Sit down Eric

Eric: yes sir

Pres: So you know why you’re here?

Eric: Nope… I figured you wanted to meet me.. I am quite important

Pres: Son.. this is serious.. and by the way I am rollins college…. Best school in the south

Eric: I understand sir

Pres: You broke the honor code this is a very serious act

Eric: Sure sir if I broke the honor code… well you have proof

Pres: No its heresay

Eric: Aight than lata pres

Pres: ill get you kid

Narrarator: Eric did not handle that well but, meanwhile he was gaining quite the following amoing the students they started to form a protest against the honor code. We now take you infront of Mills Lawn where the student body begins to protesst

Crowd: Hell no we wont go until you get rid of the Honor code! (Repeat 4 times class involved)

President: STUDENTS PLEASE! This matter does not concern you disperse immediately


Pres: eghhghghghghhhhhhhhhhh

Seth: Get him he tried to deorganize our studentbody

Pres: Mr. Cohen I will not forget this

Seth: The student body has spoken we will not rest until the honor code makes sense…


Narrarator: Live from Rollins College…. ITS DARKNESS VISIBLE RADIO

Intro music

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